If you've seen this before, I apologise. But the ALICE chatbot has won the prize for most human like conversation for the third time, reports BBC News. It's rather spooky if you get the conversation pitched right. Chat with A.L.I.C.E.

Oh, and if anyone has a copy of 'Smile' by the Supernaturals, send it over would you?

Urm... what else? Well, some strange 'friends' of Henry decided to drop me a line. Hey guys, you might like to learn to spell after you've figured out how to string a meaningful sentence together? Ah, whatever. Sniff some glue instead.

And it's officially 'get well soon' time for Safia. Something about a door colliding with a knee, I think. Ouch.