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Dirty Limerick
There once was a Tory named Flight
Who let slip the cuts in sight
Howard got mad
But the voters are glad
The Conservatives are dead tonight

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alex trafford
Brilliant! Where did you get that?
20:27:23 - 25/03/05


I wrote it!

Jeez, GCSE English isn't for *nothing* y'know...
20:28:25 - 25/03/05


alex trafford
So what percentage of your GCSE grade is dirty political limericks?
20:30:07 - 25/03/05


25% Reading
25% Writing
25% Listening
25% Limericking

Has your english teacher not told you? [shock]
20:34:14 - 25/03/05


Big Bro Man
Hmm, dead .... no.

To be dead, you need to be a tiny minority. Still though, what with being opposition and what not - and polling only 5% behind the leading party, I would say thats FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR from dead.

Anyway Dom I don't want fucking Adam Boutlon losing sleep over his job tonight, o master of political analysis you are, so lets put it on the back burner until May.
22:07:31 - 25/03/05


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