Oi! I can't tell whose handwriting it is, so this is either directed at you or at Joe:

Bastard...

Does it *look* like my handwriting?! No, you're shouting at Joe

I had that card for my birthday last year. But not with Communists on.

Dear Sir,

I was directed onto your blog by my Honourable Friend, HRH The Duke of Shoreham, a very good friend of mine from our grammar school days. We're both conservatives, and it is my understanding that you stand somewhat to the Left of the British political spectrum.

You have inspired me to create my own blog, so upon that I congratulate you, Sir. Long may your own blog continue, though a swing to the Right in its overall position would do wonders for its perceptions among others. Reject New Labour and its warped progressivism, and embrace a more centre-right perspective on politics - join the one true faith, Sir.

Regards,
Joe.

There's *another* Joe, in Sheffield?! Good god! How many more of you are there?

There are thousands of us.

I hate them all. Nothing personal, you'll understand.

I've already said this once today, but I find it almost hilarious how everyone seems to see you as a far-Left radical!

As I said earlier...orange squash

No, nothing personal at all, Saoirse...

What could one expect from a person pictorally represented by the picture of the Anti-Christ of the 19th Century beneath a love heart?

Keep your eyes open, good Sir/Madam, a blog of we Joes' own might be on its way.

Regards.