Quote of the Day is now retired, after a full year of daily quotes!

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do."

Source: A classic quote from Stephen Roberts (found at Chris Beach) to conclude Quote of the Day with! Thanks for reading

"The mistake I made was not realising milk froths up and increases in volume"

Source: Sophie, the quantum physicist who estimated 200 litres of milk was needed in The Apprentice, Guardian Unlimited

"A Tory councillor who hosted a fancy-dress party as Nelson Mandela says he thought he was merely paying tribute to a historic figure... he was so pleased with it that he sent a photograph of himself to his local newspaper - causing the row"

Source: This Is London

"As a mother of a young child myself I find [Charlotte Church's] behaviour and language quite unacceptable"

Source: Natalie Powers of Scooch, whose Eurovision entry includes the line: 'Would you like something to suck on for landing, Sir?' Digital Spy

"Asked if viewers of the Easter programme [Songs of Praise] will be told when it was filmed [at Christmas!], the spokeswoman said: 'People know it's not live'"

Source: MediaGuardian

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