Dirty Limerick

There once was a Tory named Flight
Who let slip the cuts in sight
Howard got mad
But the voters are glad
The Conservatives are dead tonight

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5 Comments on :
Dirty Limerick

  1. Brilliant! Where did you get that?

  2. Red Dalek says:

    I wrote it!

    Jeez, GCSE English isn’t for *nothing* y’know…

  3. So what percentage of your GCSE grade is dirty political limericks?

  4. Red Dalek says:

    25% Reading
    25% Writing
    25% Listening
    25% Limericking

    Has your english teacher not told you? [shock]

  5. Hmm, dead …. no.

    To be dead, you need to be a tiny minority. Still though, what with being opposition and what not – and polling only 5% behind the leading party, I would say thats FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR from dead.

    Anyway Dom I don’t want fucking Adam Boutlon losing sleep over his job tonight, o master of political analysis you are, so lets put it on the back burner until May.

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