Venice vs Suffolk

Question and Answer

Q. Guess what! Mum and Tasha are off to Venice tomorrow!
A. That’s not a question.

Q. Sorry, but I had to get kick-start this post.
A. OK.

Q. Wait a sec… Tash is going to Venice? Didn’t she just get an iPod mini? Lucky sod.
A. That’s two questions. And no, it’s not because of her birthday.

Q. Oh?
A. We take it in turns to go on these mini-holiday things. I went to Washington DC and later Rome. Katie went to Grenada.

Q. How lovely. So, you’ll be staying in London then, revising hard?
A. Don’t be silly. I’ll be in Suffolk.

Venice vs Suffolk

Q. Suffolk?
A. Dad takes the others to Suffolk instead.

Q. I’m going to stop talking to you now, since you’re really just me, and talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.
A. I was just thinking the same thing. Bye!

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9 Comments on :
Question and Answer

  1. And talking back is the second sign!

    Posts always seem to be like this late at night.

  2. Red Dalek says:

    That was a real ‘laugh out loud’ moment, congrats!

  3. Oh dear, the spammers are back….

  4. Red Dalek says:

    Gah – this is ridiculous. I’m so glad Nucleus has a batch delete function…!

  5. Q What family can afford all these
    trips?

    A Only a middle-classed one

  6. Red Dalek says:

    Q Who’s obsessed with the class system even though it ended officially in 1997? (Tony Blair joke)

    A Bagman!

  7. El Barto says:

    You make me feel poor and unwanted – more so!

  8. Ragnarok_Warrior says:

    man im 13 and only went on 2 holidays with a uhh 3 year gap
    Florida and Venice

  9. Pingu says:

    Haha, that post reminded me of them things in The Guardian.

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