I did not know this:
Selling alcohol to someone who is drunk carries a fine of up £1000; a court may suspend or remove a certain licence upon conviction
Selling alcohol to someone who’s drunk is illegal? How drunk is drunk? Is this ever enforced? What about selling alcohol to someone who is high or under the influence of something else? How can this even be true?!?
Maybe this should apply in other areas as well? Dominic’s list of new things to outlaw:
Selling fast food to someone who is obese
Selling clothes to someone who is well-dressed
Selling the Daily Mail to someone who doesn’t like immigrants