The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
A broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the second day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the third day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the eight day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Eight Messenger versions,
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
(Year) Nines on MySpace,
Eight Messenger versions,
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
the Tenth Doctor Who,
(Year) Nines on MySpace,
Eight Messenger versions,
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Eleven days till a party,
the Tenth Doctor Who,
(Year) Nines on MySpace,
Eight Messenger versions,
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my life presented to me
Twelve inbox e-mails,
Eleven days till a party,
the Tenth Doctor Who,
(Year) Nines on MySpace,
Eight Messenger versions,
Seven Babble members,
Six presents bought,
Five cards sent,
Four A2 subjects,
Three Cambridge interviews,
Two Jan exams,
And a broadband upgrade offer from BT!

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5 Comments on :
The Twelve Days of Christmas

  1. Marion says:

    Truly Blown Away.

  2. Jamie Kanj says:

    xmas…sorry ahem….i mean "winter holidays" (in such a politically correct world).
    is it that time already? someone’s certainly in the mood for it though!

  3. Helen Hudspith says:

    Merry Christmas, Dom, and everyone else who pops in. Enjoy yourselves and a successful and peaceful 2007 to all
    x

  4. Katie Self says:

    Amazing, truly amazing, so this is what you do when you’re ‘working.’

  5. Donna says:

    Excellent lol. I enjoyed reading this and it’s good to see someone getting in the Christmas mood. You should release this as a single, I can imagine it being played at Christmas parties all over the world! It’s all a bit of fun though Christmas so it’s good to see people treating it as such.

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